Friday, July 10, 2009

Viagra Ice Pops on Sale Aisle 10

We were shopping in our local grocery store filling up our carts, and I thought I heard my husband say the funniest thing. I could have sworn he said "Oh look Viagra ice pops", I just look at him smiling and said "What?" He was wondering what I was smiling at after all what is there to smile at in a grocery store. We both got a good laugh out of that one.

Remember how I said that 16 year old girls were put on Earth to simply drive their parents mad, well today was another one of those days. Amanda decided that today was her day to age us at least 10 years of course little did she know she would be having tough competition from Bradley and TJ, you know the two oldest that you think would be the best behaved, think again.

TJ decided to hit us with a grand slam last night. He came in looking like he had swallowed a canary, wait maybe more like a hawk. We could tell he wanted to tell us something. Well since he is 20 years old and has a girlfriend, I thought he was going to say something like he wanted to get married or his girlfriend was pregnant, but no instead he told us he wants to join the Air Force. Now keep in mind this is a kid that has no entrance to his room, instead of an entrance there is a trail leading to his bed. He also has a beard and mustache and longish hair. So my first comment in shock was "Are you nuts, do you know what that means?"

Bradley meanwhile, you know still jobless, has sold his I-phone and his pants are on fire, and the money is flying out. He is now selling his computer which is just sold earlier today.So life according to Bradley..... So now that I am unemployed and have $500 in my pocked. Being Bradley and completely irrational like I normally am, I want to buy a surround sound system. I don't understand why my mom and dad are busting my balls on such a needed item.

So to top off the family today - 16 year old girls simply drive their parents nuts, 20 year olds have no clue about life, and 18 year old males live only in the moment, not even in the next day.
And all 5 year olds want to do is go to the park, every single day. Oh and Logan, as in the 5 year old, also thinks he should have a cell phone.

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