Assassin Falls in Love with Target

It's the modern day fairy tale. In Brazil a wife realizes that her husband is cheating on her so she hires a hit man to kill off the vixen. The assassin goes to complete the task rides in on his dark horse, or whatever is appropriate in Brazil and takes one look at the vixen falling madly in love with her. It is love at first sight. He tells the vixen about the dark plan. 


The two decides to fake her death. They use two bottles of Ketchup, I am sure it was Heinz after all when you are faking a death you have to use the best. The assassin takes pictures of the "dead" vixen laying very still and sends them to his employer. 


Everything seems perfect except for the the two lovebirds did not have their heads screwed on straight. They forgot that in a love triangle like this that they were supposed to leave the area. Instead, they were caught by the wife kissing. 


The wife goes to the police and tells them the assassin stole her money. I am sure the conversation went something like this. 
"Officer, my husband was cheating on me so I hired a hit man. I paid him lots of money and he did not kill the vixen. So he stole from me."


All three in the love triangle are facing various charges even the vixen, luckily for her they are all out on bail so they have time to conjure up another plan. They can also continue on with their fairytale. Wow, won't they have a story to tell their kids.